session #003: dispatches from the other side

As I type this, I am truly far out. And not on acid. I mean like another COASTLINE, bitch. It's crazy.

Don't fucking do drugs. Or I'll fucking kill you, motherfucker.

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DodgeBall

The most pointlessly entertaining movie in the history of cinema. It has almost as many quotable lines as The Matrix except they're all of the hilarious variety. Ben Stiller + Vince Vaughn + a movie that mocks every underdog story ever made= happy abounds. If you haven't seen this movie, then you will do so, right now.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Trying to make sense of this movie is futile. You must see it to even believe in it. And you WILL do the Time Warp again, damn you. You WILL.

I, Robot

Fuck Isaac Asimov, and his story. This movie is something that deserved to be made far more than any of the Terminator movies. It's much, much higher quality. Also, anything with Alan Tudyk in it we like. I don't care how out of continuity it is, BITCH.

Alien vs. Predator
The movie is exactly what it sounds like. A bunch of Aliens and a bunch of Predators get together and beat the everloving shit out of each other. A few humans are stuck in the middle like the dumbass humans always are. I for one was THOROUGHLY happy with it.